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January 26th, 2009

Writer's Block: DIY

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MacGyver, hero of the tv show with the same name, is known for his resourceful use of ordinary household items to get out of an emergency situation. What's the most ingenious solution you've ever come up with in a pinch?


Once, I tried to kill a bug of some kind in my bathroom. I swung at it with a plunger, but missed. INSTEAD of the bug, I hit the water pipe next to the toilet and it snapped! water was going everywhere, and I didn't have time to get to the shut-off valve without flooding half the house. So, I quickly ripped the shoelace out of my shoe, and tied the pipe to the towel rack at an estimated 28 degree angle. The water shot up in an arc, landing directly into the sink. Flood averted. Then I turned off the water, and did my best to fix it. MacGyver would have been proud. Now if I could just figure out how to open the stargate, I know he'll adopt me.

January 24th, 2009

boredom with photoshop

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January 18th, 2009

Oddly enough, not a guy movie.

January 9th, 2009

amazing

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January 3rd, 2009

Using one word for each letter of the alphabet, make a list of the words you most associate with yourself or that you feel best describe you.


Antsy
Boring
Crestfallen
Dumb
Easygoing
Fallible
Goodhearted
Hurtful
Impish
jumpy
kismet
lonely
manly
neophyte
odd
paralytic
quixotic
roving
sullen
tense
untidy
vapid
wondering
XXIV
yammer
zilch

December 31st, 2008

hawk vs. pigeon

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As I walked up to the front door of the workplace this morning, I noticed something slightly unusual. There, on the sidewalk, was a gigantic hawk picking apart what looked to be a defeated pigeon. It was a little disturbing. Nine hours later I finished up my daily exercise in monotony, and came home to my wife and my dog. oh yeah, and the cat. Cooked some thai curry that I liked, but that the wife utterly despised. And now I'm awake by myself wondering why my neighbors buy their food with food stamps and use charity hospitals, but somehow can still afford roman candles and m-80s. And, as usual, thinking too much and not enough at the same time.

later.
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December 26th, 2008

12-26-08

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•Took care of sick wife.
•watched Charlie Bartlett and Talladega Nights
•Ate Taco Bell
*learned how to make eggs benedict.*










*only learned, didn't actually cook.

December 19th, 2008

my pen escaped

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November 25th, 2008

Chinese Democracy

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Crappiest. Album. Ever.

November 8th, 2008

New Punisher movie trailer

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I can't wait for this! This will be brutal.

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